The Catholic Church (with all due respect to anyone's heritage, and recognizing that I am something of an amateur Catholic myself) seems just about ready to implode over Herr Doktor-Licentiate Erzbischof-Pape Ratzinger and his over-generous notions of discretion -- which would be a grand,
grand spectacle, better than most earthquakes. I mean, wouldn't a normal person suspect that a celibate all-male organization might possibly attract persons of unusual sexual preference? But, no, I'm shocked --
shocked, I say -- that there are pedophile priests -- but, let us forgive them, and their superiors and enablers and accomplices -- after all, don't you know, Jimmy, that Jesus
loved to wrestle with the Apostles?
For equal-time and fairness and so on: poking around for a substantive yea-or-nay on the vital question Did Louis Armstrong speak fluent yiddish? I came across some references to a big gang of Jewish pimps in Argentina in the first part of the last century -- Zwi Migdal, it was called, with some 400 guys and branch offices all over the Western world. The picturesque part is this: naturally enough they were utterly shunned by the rest of the Jewish community in Buenos Aires (after all, we're not African-Americans) -- there were even signs in the Yiddish movie theatres, "No Pimps Allowed" -- and refused burial in Jewish cemeteries, so they formed their own burial society, what we call a
chesed or a
chevra (depending on the dialect) -- a benevolent society. They bought land for a cemetery and so on; I believe it still exists.
Meanwhile the Jewish whores organized too, under the cover of another
chesed, but in fact they were more of a labor union. The woman who led the whore-
chesed (you can't call it a
chevra, because that literally means "brotherhood"), name of Rebekah Fridmann, died only in 1985 and left behind a big pile of oral-history tapes. So, another obscure corner enlightened....
BTW, even though Mr Armstrong was very close to a Litvaksh family in New Orleans named Karnofsky from the time he was seven (and stayed in touch with them all his life), it seems unlikely that he was
fluent -- he could probably understand, and he knew a few pieces of kitchen-yiddish, as we call it, but there's no evidence of fluent speech and some evidence to the contrary.
The more interesting question (unanswerable, of course, like all the more interesting questions) is how much influence did Eastern-European Jewish music, klezmer, have on his, um, melodic and harmonic sensibilities? Near the end of his life (so the story goes), sick as a dog in a New York hospital, he recognized a yiddish lullaby sung to him by his doctor (does YOUR doctor sing you lullabies?!) and proceeded to sing right along -- it all provoked him to write a memoir about the Karnofskys -- well, I think it's about time to Wash Those Dishes.